I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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