i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
How do I know I'm high? Let me count the ways.
1. I put the milk in the cupboard, 2. Everything tastes fucking amazing, 3. My dog is really soft, 4. The lunesta butterfly flew out of my tv and touched me
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
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