And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
The box said 94% effective prevention of pregnancy if used correctly but God knows I’m not gonna use it right so let’s adjust that to like a 70%
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
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