Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
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