Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Yeah, i don't remember peeing. or meeting the girl.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
We're making herpes jokes very loudly and hoping she notices.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
His middle name is Julius so I named his penis Caesar and told him he has to say "Hail Caesar!" whenever he comes. He didn't seem to like the idea, though.
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