Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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