She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
You know what sucks about being drunk at 4 pm? Not a god damn thing.
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