Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I jerked off enough times today to safely commit to the fact that im not getting laid tonight
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
The closest thing I've had to an orgasm lately is sneezing nonstop from fucking allergies.
Only I could dislocate my ribcage coaching volleyball and still want to get drunk tonight.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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