Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
well since you're still married, you will be paying for my abortion right?
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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