I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
pretty sure I offered to blow her dad. she's not speaking to me & he won't stop winking at me.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I told him he was probably the first guy to get fucked while wearing Star Wars pyjamas.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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