it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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