apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
Christ I forgot how flexible you need to be for a decent sext pic. Jesus.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
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