Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
birth control should be required to get into college
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
First of all guys don't have walks of shame. Secondly there is nothing more epic than riding the skytrain in a toga while everyone else is going to work
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
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