I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
We're cuddling on the couch that me and his brother had sex on...this feels wrong
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I fucking hate them. They came over and sat on me and made out. On top of me. Who the fuck does that?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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