i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
Well, I'm eating cake, watching wedding videos of people I don't know, and crying. Clearly I'm a vision of mental health today
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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