Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
Code red. She won't talk to me. Maybe it has something to do with her raccoon eyes. Perry said there was a brief moment of towel fighting until you passed out. Did you draw the turtle on my ass?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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