Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
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