i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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