i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I think pants incapable of making pants work
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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