There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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