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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
At this point, I would light birthday candles in my vagina for free drinks
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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