I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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