im having a threesome with these popsicles
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I passed out in all my clothes. like my purse too..and with a cup of water next to me..and my last tweet last night was "Bye."
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
i know were having a "heart to heart" right now, but does it make you feel uncomfortable that im sexting someone right now?
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