just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I knew when her mom came in spraying me with Febreeze telling me I smelled like shame it was going to be a rough day.
I needed that adderall to break my tradition of passing out at the bar on Sundays
Idk dude but he said something bout his "dick was gonna be so tan" then he jus jumped out of the car
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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