Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I walked outside and found some random guy passed out on our front porch. We managed to acquire the 12 pack of lagers he had so it's all good.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
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