addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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