Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
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