Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
May or may not be going home with my jamitor. i'm kiddong, btw, i have no idea. i'll let you know soooon.
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
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