did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
my post shower fart this morning sounded like hulk ripping through a phonebook
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
It went from a "chill game of beer pong" to "absinthe body shots and a tits parade" in literally two minutes.
Told you inviting her was a good idea.
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