I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Its mothers day, andI woke up with 12 bar stamps on my face, holding orange juice and a box of tampons. This can not be happening
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
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