Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
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