as soon as you compare a person to an animal, all sexual interest is out the window
I just got over my period in 3 days...I believe that is god's way of saying "go fuck an amazingly attractive Italian boy on vacation"
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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