at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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