I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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