WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
If you've never yelled, "fuck you ray Lewis" in front of your 87 year old grandfather you haven't lived
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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