Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
I could hear his roommate in the background imitating my sex sounds...
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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