Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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