i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Some days you ride the struggle bus. Other days, it gets a flat, the AC breaks, and you run over a bunny.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
Randomize
