Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
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