I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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