it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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