he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
If I squint, he looks like Jude Law. But that's kind of a weird face to make during sex.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
Should we pre-order food to the ER for cinco de mayo?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
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