when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
True strength comes from lack of pants
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
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