508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I just want nice things and good sex
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
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