I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
My New Years resolution is actually to be MORE petty
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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