Alright folks.. i have made history - I just hit my 2nd PARKED car SOBER withing 6 months.. :*( wtf?!
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
The things that come out of my body both amaze and disturb me.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Oh god it's open bar.
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.
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