He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
He expects a blow job at the movies but won’t pay for popcorn? Does he know it’s not 2017 anymore
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