Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
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