yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
