I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Who knew that being in a committed relationship is the same thing as forced celibacy? Did not sign up for this.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
Okay good. And who the fuck put a condom on my foot. That shit hurt
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
The man built me a fort. Of course he got laid.
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